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His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

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I hate being sick, I feel like if cough too hard my lungs will come out my face

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take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

He wasn’t singing, but he was fucking sassing the HELL out of Mr. Electric.

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rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

He wasn’t singing, but he was fucking sassing the HELL out of Mr. Electric.

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You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

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There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

strengthissexy:

- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

don’t forget the fact he has only one leg. it can’t be easy

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darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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the-man-and-the-mouse:

it’s literally the best when there’s bloopers after animated movies because they animators literally took the time to make all those extra scenes and you know they are so proud of it 

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